BEHOLD: Will and I have no social life to speak of. Thus; we must vent our creativity in strange ways to be noticed. Like the easter Bunny and his colorful eggs- he just wants to be loved! 

So, with out further ado, Will Kane and Kristie Havener bring you the biggest project since the KOK Talk Show:

THE DRAMATIS PERSONA:

Its Layla! If the game allowed people to hold Coca-Cola bottles, she would have one. A Coca-Cola bottle and green cell phone- which don't exist even in real life, sucks for her. BUT!; She is a happy soul (when SIM Will doesn't come over to her house unannouced and beats the crap outta her).

It's Josh- that flippin' nerd! Look at him. "Tee hee" is what his face says, and I say "When did Josh become Gay?" But we must remember it is a game and we are not responsible for whatever SIM Josh may choose to do and that SIM Josh does not reflect the ideals and actions of the real Josh (except it totally does).

It's Matt! ...Who now looks like Mr. Stackowiz? BUT WHATEVER! SIM Matt is a sensitive soul who likes long walks on the bech and the occasional flogging. Of small children. In his front yard. Accompanied by Satan.

It's me! Kristie! I look like that evil braces girl from Finding Nemo, wtf? Thanks Will. We all know I'm practically perfect in every way, so why say more? Pisha.

It's Will! And his girlfriend Hannah, who looks like Narcissia Malfoy (that's a good thing if you have no clue what the hell I'm talking about). Will looks weird with lots of hair and no pink bunny hat of doom. Don't worry though! SIM Will is still the jackass we all know and love. Except now he has a hell of a lot of money because he is the SIMS game master- and controls all of us. Whatever equivalent you are thinking of "Oh crap" isn't nearly severe enough.

It's Kai and Hoku! Kai looks like a dyke and Hoku seems to be self-conscious about her tummy, but what's new? (OTHER then Kai looking like a dyke and Hoku carring about her tummy.) The Lee household is full of love in the form of sharp objects. There's always a good time to be had over at their place, if you know what I mean. *Wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Careful though- their cats are trained. TRAINED TO SPRAY!

It's Adam! Who, like Josh, seems to be gay. Or a Nazi. Either way; it looks like his hair is ironed by his mother every morning and that he has a soft spot for flashy sandal ware. Hoora!

It's Tiff and Will! The only two who actually look and act like themselfs! CREEPY? YES. These two are so cute, look at 'em! Lets see if they cheat on each other with members of the same sex- just like real reality TV shows! Only we don't have ratings- we are just sick and twisted and Will is game master.  

CHARACTERS NOT YET MADE/SEEN:
Jared Komo: Le Soccer King and Sissy Ketcup-er.
Lindsey Smith and Shawn Walton: The Local crazy family who steals other's furniture for no damn reason.
Micah Witt: He never leaves his house.

STAY TUNED!

(Comments? Praise? Hatemail? All hatemail and complaints are to be sent to Will. He handles those things.)